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King with a Magnum CROWN
* please note.... these are all numbered "1" on purpose!_1. men are not mind readers. _1. learn to work the toilet seat. you are a big girl. if it is up, put it down. we need it up, you need it down. you don't hear us complaining about you leaving it down._1. shopping is not a sport. and no, we are never going to think of it that way._1. crying is blackmail._1. ask for what you want. let us be clear on this one: subtle hints do not work!strong hints do not work!obvious hints do not work!just say it!!!_1. yes and no are perfectly acceptable answers to almost every question._1. a headache that lasts for 17 months is a problem. see a doctor._1. anything we said 6 months ago is inadmissible in an argument. in fact, all comments become null and void after 7 days._1. if u won't dress like the victoria 's secret girls, don't expect us to act like soap opera guys. _1. you can either ask us to do something or tell us how u want it done. not both. if u already know best how to do it, just do it urself._1. christopher columbus did not need directions and neither do we._1. all men see in only 16 colors, like windows default settings. peach, for example, is a fruit, not a color. pumpkin is also a fruit. we have no idea what mauve is._1. if u ask a question u dont want an answer to, expect an answer u dont want to hear.
* please note.... these are all numbered "1" on purpose!_1. men are not mind readers. _1. learn to work the toilet seat. you are a big girl. if it is up, put it down. we need it up, you need it down. you don't hear us complaining about you leaving it down._1. shopping is not a sport. and no, we are never going to think of it that way._1. crying is blackmail._1. ask for what you want. let us be clear on this one: subtle hints do not work!strong hints do not work!obvious hints do not work!just say it!!!_1. yes and no are perfectly acceptable answers to almost every question._1. a headache that lasts for 17 months is a problem. see a doctor._1. anything we said 6 months ago is inadmissible in an argument. in fact, all comments become null and void after 7 days._1. if u won't dress like the victoria 's secret girls, don't expect us to act like soap opera guys. _1. you can either ask us to do something or tell us how u want it done. not both. if u already know best how to do it, just do it urself._1. christopher columbus did not need directions and neither do we._1. all men see in only 16 colors, like windows default settings. peach, for example, is a fruit, not a color. pumpkin is also a fruit. we have no idea what mauve is._1. if u ask a question u dont want an answer to, expect an answer u dont want to hear.
