I don't trust myself (with loving you)....
I am a dynamic figure, often seen scaling walls and crushing ice. I don't perspire. I translate ethnic slurs for Cuban refugees. I woo women with my sensuous and godlike trombone playing. When I'm bored, I build large suspension bridges in my yard. I play bluegrass cello and enjoy urban hanggliding. I breed prizewinning clams and cook 30Minute Brownies in 20 minutes. Using only a hoe and a large glass of water, I once singlehandedly defended a small village in the Amazon Basin from a horde of ferocious army ants. Critics worldwide swoon over my original line of corduroy evening wear. I know the exact location of every food item in the supermarket. While on vacation in Canada, I successfully negotiated with a gang of terrorists who had seized a small bakery. The laws of physics do not apply to me. Years ago, I discovered the meaning of life, but forgot to write it down.
I'm a man who has an appetite for life, is down to earth, and not pretentious. I don't look my age and some say I don't act it. I'm 100% professional on the job and 200% romantic and sensually dangerous at home. Physical attraction is, undoubtedly, critically important to ensure both the tender and jungle love that keeps it going... I'm looking for a woman that is physically fit and makes my heart race. A woman with a positive attitude who likes to laugh and totally enjoys life. A woman that is spontaneous and willing to do it on a moment's notice, if only because it's exciting and perhaps dangerous. A woman that is mature emotionally about matters of the heart and knows how to verbalize her deepest feelings, thoughts, dreams, fears and concerns... I love to fuck, lick and play with wet pussy, mutual masturbate, hear her moan when she cums, and exhibition/voyeurism. Prehair cut pics taken Oct. 06; Post haircut pics taken Mar. 07June 07.