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come on, check me out, you know you want to. mmmm yeah, you like that.
i'm awesome, thats all there really is to it. if you want some of my awesomeness to rub off on you either thru horizontal dancing, or just doing whatever, shoot me a message or a wink (for those standard members out there). i accomodate all requested be it a cup of coffee, or something slightly more raunchy.
i like most women, just not women larger or harier than i am. even if we're not having sex. thats it. most other girls will qualify for at least chatting with me (its like the door prize for knowing me). oh one other type of person i dont like is a person who has a screen name of "fukmyasshard" and then says in their profile how they are only here for love. first off you joined a site called horny matches...no further explanations should be needed there, and secondly you are a hypocrite and i dont like them (it's tantamount to lying). so anyways i'm just looking for a good time (in any and every way that can be taken); so come on ladies, keep on emailing me and osmosizing (the verb form of osmosis that i am fairly sure i just made up) some more of that good ol' dan awesomeness!
i'm awesome, thats all there really is to it. if you want some of my awesomeness to rub off on you either thru horizontal dancing, or just doing whatever, shoot me a message or a wink (for those standard members out there). i accomodate all requested be it a cup of coffee, or something slightly more raunchy.
i like most women, just not women larger or harier than i am. even if we're not having sex. thats it. most other girls will qualify for at least chatting with me (its like the door prize for knowing me). oh one other type of person i dont like is a person who has a screen name of "fukmyasshard" and then says in their profile how they are only here for love. first off you joined a site called horny matches...no further explanations should be needed there, and secondly you are a hypocrite and i dont like them (it's tantamount to lying). so anyways i'm just looking for a good time (in any and every way that can be taken); so come on ladies, keep on emailing me and osmosizing (the verb form of osmosis that i am fairly sure i just made up) some more of that good ol' dan awesomeness!
