Life is short, let's party
fun,funny,love to laugh and love to love. We love to make you smile. We are both above average in looks and love to meet new people. He loves to tell jokes and dreams of someday doing some standup comedy. She tolerates his antics. We are devoted to each other but always have room for more friends in our lives. Please NO SINGLE MEN!!
Friends first then friends with benefits, but NO SINGLE MEN. We are soft swing only at this point. Our definition of soft swing is everything short of penetration. Lots of touching, lots of kissing and yes, oral. But no penetration and NO SINGLE MEN? "Why no penetration you?", you ask. We decided we wanted to save something for just us. But please, NO SINGLE MEN!