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私について
Cinic Seeks
Six foot six inch male in dead end job seeks dumpy unfulfilled neurotic for mutual psychological torture, tepid sax, and codependency. I enjoy drinking, smoking, pornography, and selfrighteous indignation. I can't stand dancing, and the last album I bought was America's Greatest Hits. I have middling intelligence but try to appear smarter by affecting a worldweary air, memorizing useless facts, and chuckling at my own meanspirited, agendadriven jokes. I'm 43 but look 53 and feel 80. I would be open to an unsatisfying fling that leaves me filled with regret and dread but prefer a longterm, soul crushing descent into booze and pills. No friendships. I don't need any more dam friends. Age unimportant, but I will condescend to women under 30 and rehash mother issues with women over 40.
You: are a whiny, bitter shrew with a misplaced sense of entitlement and unrealistic expectations. In time you will become coolly hostile when I don't fulfill every unmet need you've ever had. Bonus points if you just finished having sex with every guy in town and but now want to take it slow with me. My perfect night would include getting hammered in a sh*thole bar while you flirt with seedy old drunks, followed by an embarrassing screaming match.
Six foot six inch male in dead end job seeks dumpy unfulfilled neurotic for mutual psychological torture, tepid sax, and codependency. I enjoy drinking, smoking, pornography, and selfrighteous indignation. I can't stand dancing, and the last album I bought was America's Greatest Hits. I have middling intelligence but try to appear smarter by affecting a worldweary air, memorizing useless facts, and chuckling at my own meanspirited, agendadriven jokes. I'm 43 but look 53 and feel 80. I would be open to an unsatisfying fling that leaves me filled with regret and dread but prefer a longterm, soul crushing descent into booze and pills. No friendships. I don't need any more dam friends. Age unimportant, but I will condescend to women under 30 and rehash mother issues with women over 40.
You: are a whiny, bitter shrew with a misplaced sense of entitlement and unrealistic expectations. In time you will become coolly hostile when I don't fulfill every unmet need you've ever had. Bonus points if you just finished having sex with every guy in town and but now want to take it slow with me. My perfect night would include getting hammered in a sh*thole bar while you flirt with seedy old drunks, followed by an embarrassing screaming match.
