I'm married which means NOTHING to me
I'm a dumpster diving, sewer pig and I'll fuck anything. Especially whatever's at the bottom of the dumpster cuz I know it hasn't been fucked in years, so they're a sure fuck for me. I like a sure thing. And we all know, those pigs at the bottom of the dumpster aren't getting any, but what the fuck..... I'll fuck 'em... I'll fuck anything.
I'm looking for a skanky, raunchy, dumpster sort of trailertrash pig. Whatever is willing to let me fuck it, really. A '3 holer' preferred but it doesn't really matter as long as I can shove my buttfuckin' dick in it somewhere. I can try and host in the back seat of my wife's car until she leaves for good in it, then we can fuck at my house (if the bank hasn't repoed the house before then). Or, there's always the dumpsters. Whatthefuckever.