Don't waste my time.
I'm not your pet to manipulate as you please just so that you can go sleep around on me whenever I'm not looking. Oh yeah, and I'm the kind of guy who "knows how to have fun" and "likes to hang out" and "have a good time" and all that other cliche BS you listed on your profile about what you look for in a guy.
If you're older than 30, sorry to say so but you've missed the boat completely and I will not be the one to jump in and save you after you've squandered your youth on the 'bad boys'. You've made your bed, now lay in it. I hope you have sweet dreams, because that's the only kind of sex you'll be getting from here on out. Unless you're as sexy as one of the models on The Price is Right, your pussy just ain't that special anymore, especially at the rates you're charging compared to the guys you used to screw for free. The Price is WRONG!!