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I'm Your Man
I'm a 48 year old virgin. Yes,girls that's right I ain't never had no pussy. You would be my first time. My poor 10 inch and thick as a cucumber beast is permanently hard as a rock. It's really embarrassing walking around like this. I swear I'm gonna need a wheelbarrow to haul around my balls pretty soon. Won't you help me take a load off. You'll have to wear a lifejacket cause I'm liable to drown you in cum. It's getting so bad I can't even stand close enough to kiss without knocking you over. I'm gonna have to get a third shoe for this thing pretty soon. Everybody keeps calling me the tripod. I'm thinking of putting a hat on it and calling it my short buddy.
If you can walk and talk I love you. You can burn my food, steal my money and fuck the dog and I'll forgive you for being human. I don't mind if you have a past as long as he doesn't have a gun. Hell, I'll put up with the gun and get use to being shot at. You have to be disease free. Well, we can stop by the clinic and use rubbers in the meantime. You have to be in my neighborhood, somewhere between Siberia and Moscow, going east. Husbands are ok too. As long as he doesn't get in the way of my dick. Well, we can work that out too. One thing I can't put up with is bad spelling. Just drives me crazy reading most of these personals.
I'm a 48 year old virgin. Yes,girls that's right I ain't never had no pussy. You would be my first time. My poor 10 inch and thick as a cucumber beast is permanently hard as a rock. It's really embarrassing walking around like this. I swear I'm gonna need a wheelbarrow to haul around my balls pretty soon. Won't you help me take a load off. You'll have to wear a lifejacket cause I'm liable to drown you in cum. It's getting so bad I can't even stand close enough to kiss without knocking you over. I'm gonna have to get a third shoe for this thing pretty soon. Everybody keeps calling me the tripod. I'm thinking of putting a hat on it and calling it my short buddy.
If you can walk and talk I love you. You can burn my food, steal my money and fuck the dog and I'll forgive you for being human. I don't mind if you have a past as long as he doesn't have a gun. Hell, I'll put up with the gun and get use to being shot at. You have to be disease free. Well, we can stop by the clinic and use rubbers in the meantime. You have to be in my neighborhood, somewhere between Siberia and Moscow, going east. Husbands are ok too. As long as he doesn't get in the way of my dick. Well, we can work that out too. One thing I can't put up with is bad spelling. Just drives me crazy reading most of these personals.
