I will NOT have Sex with you
unless we go out and have some laughs and alot of fun together. Is there more to you than just a pretty face, If so then I would love to sit down and get your life story. I am intelligent, well traveled, fun loving, educated, confident, social, adaptable, strong willed, professional who has great taste.
A woman with a prosthetic leg; one good eye; a run in her stockings; some food stuck in her bra and one good tooth in her head and she must have a great attitude ;)