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Tall (6'8"), Funny ( I am an improv comedian), I am looking for fun. At this time NSA but I am open to new ideas about my relationship future. I love movies (Film Major), and writing (published author), I was in the military for 11 years and went to Iraq (still have the uniform). I am currently a student and I have a bunch of free time to devote to pleasing whatever needs you may have. YOu want someone to make you laugh? Call me up, I'll have you in stitches holding your sides. Now to the nitty gritty. I have a pretty large cock but that doesn't matter right ladies? I mean who wants to get pounded long and hard by something long and hard? I have pictures... which will answer the "how full of shit is this guy?" question you will be asking yourselves. I like to please women. Hopefully I can please you. I must emphasize this fact I am a good person, and I would like to be friends first. Sex is great and fun but if I despise you as a person neither of us will get what we want. I stand by everything I say here.
What I want in a partner is someone who is not afraid of their own vagina, or the desires of said vagina. A woman who will initiate sex as often as I do and who isn't afraid to be touched. I like sex to be passionate and no holds barred. The "fuck me" whisper is quite possibly the hottest thing one person can say to another. If for some reason you have a weird freaky fantasy like "I think it would hot if you peed on me" please keep that shit to yourself. My fetishes completely and totally do not involve me performing any of the following:Urine, Scat, Rape Fantasy, or allowing anything vibrating or not vibrating going into or around my anus. I will not hurt you regardless of what you think you need. I may spank you at your request but I will not punch you like a man. Safety words probably mean you shouldn't be doing that shit anyway. I do like roleplaying, light bondage and for some reason I really love to go down and stay for thirty minutes... I was a swimmer and know how to tak