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Do people really hook up on here?...
Well since I have been on this site I have yet to communicate with a real person. I seem to hit nothing but spambots. So it’s obviously not important what I put in this profile. Here is a description of me anyway. I am a short, ugly, fat, hairy guy. I smell really bad. I have a total of 5 teeth and they are all a beautiful shade of yellow/brown. I don’t have a job (I make money by begging) and I never graduated middle school. To this day I have never passed 6th grade math. I have a one inch penis (and that’s when it’s fully erected). My sexual encounters last a record breaking 12.6 sec. I am a very experienced lover….I can’t even keep track of how many blowup dolls I’ve slept with….. Women from all over the world love me….I get so many emails from them telling me to come see them on their webcam…and they love me so much that they only charge me 8 dollars a minute. My two imaginary friends tell me that I’m everything a woman wants and that I am irresistible
Well since I have been on this site I have yet to communicate with a real person. I seem to hit nothing but spambots. So it’s obviously not important what I put in this profile. Here is a description of me anyway. I am a short, ugly, fat, hairy guy. I smell really bad. I have a total of 5 teeth and they are all a beautiful shade of yellow/brown. I don’t have a job (I make money by begging) and I never graduated middle school. To this day I have never passed 6th grade math. I have a one inch penis (and that’s when it’s fully erected). My sexual encounters last a record breaking 12.6 sec. I am a very experienced lover….I can’t even keep track of how many blowup dolls I’ve slept with….. Women from all over the world love me….I get so many emails from them telling me to come see them on their webcam…and they love me so much that they only charge me 8 dollars a minute. My two imaginary friends tell me that I’m everything a woman wants and that I am irresistible
