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I was going to say "Love Passion Sex,", but my "ex wife" beat me to it!....
For years I have been approached, mostly by kids, and asked "You are the wrestler on TV from the WWF named "Triple H" are you, are you , are you, are you?.. I tell the youth of America, "No young lads and lassies, I am not". I also am approached by young, hot females all of the time and asked "You are the wrestler "Triple H" from the WWF on TV, right? Naturally, I am completely honest as I reply " Shhh, Yes I am but I don't want to make a big mob scene here. The hot girl replies " Great, can you give me and my boyfriend some tickets, maybe front row"?........ Wait a minute, that's not right is it?....Man, I can't even get it right in my fantasies!!!!!
Since I am a High Profile Celebrity it goes without saying that if you are selected to be one of my internet companions, be prepared for a big mob scene as we venture outside. The paparazzi are always there, trying for the money shot of me and anyone who I have paid, I mean asked out for the evening. Be prepared to have your picture taken multiple times. They will be lookin for the most embarrassing or compromising thing they can catch you doin, so remember that if you do not wear underwear with a dress or skirt, be careful not to chew with yer mouth open, and last but not least, careful with yer fingers being too close to yer nose or the caption will read "Look at the nose picker out on the town...." Ok, those warnings are for me, you just need to smile..........
For years I have been approached, mostly by kids, and asked "You are the wrestler on TV from the WWF named "Triple H" are you, are you , are you, are you?.. I tell the youth of America, "No young lads and lassies, I am not". I also am approached by young, hot females all of the time and asked "You are the wrestler "Triple H" from the WWF on TV, right? Naturally, I am completely honest as I reply " Shhh, Yes I am but I don't want to make a big mob scene here. The hot girl replies " Great, can you give me and my boyfriend some tickets, maybe front row"?........ Wait a minute, that's not right is it?....Man, I can't even get it right in my fantasies!!!!!
Since I am a High Profile Celebrity it goes without saying that if you are selected to be one of my internet companions, be prepared for a big mob scene as we venture outside. The paparazzi are always there, trying for the money shot of me and anyone who I have paid, I mean asked out for the evening. Be prepared to have your picture taken multiple times. They will be lookin for the most embarrassing or compromising thing they can catch you doin, so remember that if you do not wear underwear with a dress or skirt, be careful not to chew with yer mouth open, and last but not least, careful with yer fingers being too close to yer nose or the caption will read "Look at the nose picker out on the town...." Ok, those warnings are for me, you just need to smile..........
