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I am a funloving, 4wheeling, spur of the moment sex machine (j/k, typical guy right? probably). I drive a muscle car and listen to loud music. I love cooking, camping and cumming coochies (sp?) Although, I am single, I still don't want to cuddle... unless we click. I despise spousal abuse and anyone neglecting their children should be shot (nothing fatal... but, it should hurt a lot). I suck... you should know that. I'm willing to try anything once... twice if i'm not sure. I live fast, fuck slow and play rough. Anyway, enough a bout me.***TIRED OF SPAMMERS, FAKE PICS AND OUTOFSTATERS. IF YOU ARE REAL, LIVE IN MY AREA AND WANT TO FUCK EMAIL/WINK/WHATEVER AND I'LL GET BACK WITH YOU***
Now, onto you (I hope). Only clean women need apply. If your shit stank, take your bad ass to the doctor... 'cause I aint havin' it. If you're lookin' for a giant cock, go somewhere else (I'm white). Although, I do know someone who is one, and can introduce you if you're feelin' "confident." I've never been with a big girl before and I'm not saying no now ;)~ lol crazy is okay... I'm used to it. Black and Latina women are sexy as sin. Also, I won't turn away a purple person... I'll take the title of "purple people eater." Basically, I'm lookin for some women who aim to please... so... please... try to aim, shoot for the stars or maybe put a little motion in your ocean because my submarine wants to fire off some torpedoes and I am tired of shooting at dead fish. Also, I love women who suck dick WELL< can't forget about that). So, in closing I'd like to say, don't be mean... cause nice people swallow ;O
I am a funloving, 4wheeling, spur of the moment sex machine (j/k, typical guy right? probably). I drive a muscle car and listen to loud music. I love cooking, camping and cumming coochies (sp?) Although, I am single, I still don't want to cuddle... unless we click. I despise spousal abuse and anyone neglecting their children should be shot (nothing fatal... but, it should hurt a lot). I suck... you should know that. I'm willing to try anything once... twice if i'm not sure. I live fast, fuck slow and play rough. Anyway, enough a bout me.***TIRED OF SPAMMERS, FAKE PICS AND OUTOFSTATERS. IF YOU ARE REAL, LIVE IN MY AREA AND WANT TO FUCK EMAIL/WINK/WHATEVER AND I'LL GET BACK WITH YOU***
Now, onto you (I hope). Only clean women need apply. If your shit stank, take your bad ass to the doctor... 'cause I aint havin' it. If you're lookin' for a giant cock, go somewhere else (I'm white). Although, I do know someone who is one, and can introduce you if you're feelin' "confident." I've never been with a big girl before and I'm not saying no now ;)~ lol crazy is okay... I'm used to it. Black and Latina women are sexy as sin. Also, I won't turn away a purple person... I'll take the title of "purple people eater." Basically, I'm lookin for some women who aim to please... so... please... try to aim, shoot for the stars or maybe put a little motion in your ocean because my submarine wants to fire off some torpedoes and I am tired of shooting at dead fish. Also, I love women who suck dick WELL< can't forget about that). So, in closing I'd like to say, don't be mean... cause nice people swallow ;O
