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bored and looking for someone to do.... something to do I mean
I'm usually regarded as a pretty interesting person who's fun to be around and is a good kisser or so I've been told. I can't verify any of this myself though. I have tried both kissing myself and hanging out with myself with minimal success. I've got both my nipples pierced and my earlobes are stretched slightly (00), if that happens to be one of your kinks. I'm also big into natural health. I should probably mention that I'm married and my wife lives about 700 miles away right now and we've been polyamorous since before her move, so I'm not looking for a relationship outside of friends. My sense of humor is larger than most men think their penises... penisi?... peni? (plural of penis) are.
Above all, someone who is cool. It would also help if this same someone really enjoys making out and doesn't mind me mouth bathing them. I like to kiss all over so you're going to be damp when I'm done with you. I don't have a type per se, I like pretty much all shapes, but sunken flesh and morbid obesity are not my things. If I wanted to skewer myself on someone's rib or suffocate in fluff I'd stab myself with a pencil and shove my head in a trashcan full of marshmellows... it smells better too (I know... I'm doing it right now). Everything in between the two extremes are welcomed with open arms and mouth. To be fair, I bite, nibble, and suck a lot.
I'm usually regarded as a pretty interesting person who's fun to be around and is a good kisser or so I've been told. I can't verify any of this myself though. I have tried both kissing myself and hanging out with myself with minimal success. I've got both my nipples pierced and my earlobes are stretched slightly (00), if that happens to be one of your kinks. I'm also big into natural health. I should probably mention that I'm married and my wife lives about 700 miles away right now and we've been polyamorous since before her move, so I'm not looking for a relationship outside of friends. My sense of humor is larger than most men think their penises... penisi?... peni? (plural of penis) are.
Above all, someone who is cool. It would also help if this same someone really enjoys making out and doesn't mind me mouth bathing them. I like to kiss all over so you're going to be damp when I'm done with you. I don't have a type per se, I like pretty much all shapes, but sunken flesh and morbid obesity are not my things. If I wanted to skewer myself on someone's rib or suffocate in fluff I'd stab myself with a pencil and shove my head in a trashcan full of marshmellows... it smells better too (I know... I'm doing it right now). Everything in between the two extremes are welcomed with open arms and mouth. To be fair, I bite, nibble, and suck a lot.
