Funny and Fuzzy F-Buddy for Foray into Future Friendship!
Unfortunate workaholic needs someone to cheer me up and take my mind off work from time to time. I am very social and capable of impressing parents and friends. Its my biggest pleasure to see those around me enjoying themselves and laughing. In the dark, my partner always comes first unless its just one of those nights in which case, will substitute a back or foot rub (and I'm talking about 45 to 60 minutes of rubbing, not one of those 5 minute jobs... I hate that!)Yes, I am 40, but trust me when I say that being this age only means I have fewer inhibitions, a WHOLE lot more knowledge, and a much more deep awareness of what my partner needs and wants. Maturity of the middleaged has its extreme benefits we're wise enough to know what's up and still young enough to do something about it!
Looking for the perfect female. You must have a picture and it better be good! No cellulite anywhere! Must smell nice all the time, no sweating! Must eat healthy, no chocolate, ever! Must have pedigree papers and have at least 5 years of charm school, no swearing, no smoking, and no drinking!If you want to shoot me right now, for the things I just said, then you are "perfect" to me. Sorry for saying those things, but I needed to make my point.My only "real" requirement is the ability to laugh at me and oneself. It would be nice to have someone capable of communicating whether they're happy or not and why or even open minded enough to discuss their sexuality, fantasies and desires without feeling embarrassed.