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私について
Wandering for Adventure, not Searching for Dependance
I am an active person, often seen scaling bleachers and crushing ice. I have been known to read on my lunch breaks, making people wonder why I am laughing. I translate jokes for computer geeks, I write awardwinning limericks, and I manage time efficiently. I bat .400. I woo women with my sensuous and relaxing massage and I cook ThirtyMinute Brownies in twenty minutes. I know how deep a submarine goes. I am an expert in laundry, a veteran in love, and an outlaw in Richardson (I crossed the double white line). I listen to Texas country, old rock and classical sonata's. The Dodgers scouted me, my black lab adores me and I am the subject of no documentaries. Children trust me. I know the exact location of every food item in the supermarket. On weekends, to let off steam, I participate in fullcontact origami. Years ago I discovered the meaning of life but forgot to back up my harddrive (Dmn Microsoft). I have played Baseball, I have performed in a play, but I have not seen Elvis.
Seriously, I am looking for someone who is fun and intelligent.
I am an active person, often seen scaling bleachers and crushing ice. I have been known to read on my lunch breaks, making people wonder why I am laughing. I translate jokes for computer geeks, I write awardwinning limericks, and I manage time efficiently. I bat .400. I woo women with my sensuous and relaxing massage and I cook ThirtyMinute Brownies in twenty minutes. I know how deep a submarine goes. I am an expert in laundry, a veteran in love, and an outlaw in Richardson (I crossed the double white line). I listen to Texas country, old rock and classical sonata's. The Dodgers scouted me, my black lab adores me and I am the subject of no documentaries. Children trust me. I know the exact location of every food item in the supermarket. On weekends, to let off steam, I participate in fullcontact origami. Years ago I discovered the meaning of life but forgot to back up my harddrive (Dmn Microsoft). I have played Baseball, I have performed in a play, but I have not seen Elvis.
Seriously, I am looking for someone who is fun and intelligent.
