What the hell is this all about?
Here is my minimum of fifty characters describing what an awesome guy I am and why you should beat a path to my door. Or maybe I'm just trying to hit fifty characters. There, I think that did it.
Oh crap, another fifty characters for me to tell you what kind of girl I think is cool enough to go on a date with me. Well, since I'm not that arrogant, I guess you can find out by getting in touch.