Let's cut out all the crap and just do it.
Just looking for some casual monkey sex. You don't really give a damn what I do for a living or if I have children, so let's get down to the basics. I'm Vasectomysafe, D/D free, and love passionate kisses, eating pussy, and fucking whatever holes are open.
Someone who loves to get fucked. Isn't that what we all really want? Anything more than that and I'm in heaven.