Live is too short to not have fun!
I work hard for everything I have in life. I listen to metal pretty much exclusively. I'm not retarded. I don't do drugs. I'm not married. I have no kids. I AM bored. I really enjoy adventurous sex. I can write "creatively" if you're just looking for someone to have some fun emails with. I've had many satisfied "friends" in the past.
I'm REALLY into bisexual women. I like to be able to share the taste of my lover's pussy with her. I like anal as well, but it's not required. I'm open to any options, however, if you even think you might be overweight please don't kid yourself. I'm not a dick. I just know what I like.