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Please to meet you..
After reading many ads here and there about individuals seeking a deep and meaningful relationship offering, contentment, or an opportunity to be panked by a dominant transgender nun, I have decided that all I really want right now is a pretend relationship. The benefits of a pretend relationship lie in being able to communicate (via email only) with another individual about things that are not actually occurring in one's life. It's the incredible chance to be completely dishonest with another individual who wants nothing more than a beautiful pretend connection with another soul. We needn't share photos ( though any fake good looking one would be appreciated ), real names, or accurate personal data. I will never ask you to call me, meet me, or send me your bank account routing number to help a deposed Nigerian dictator who will pay you back in millions. I just want to have a deep, intense relationship that has no actual roots in reality. To be my pretend girlfriend, you must be exceedingly intelligent, articulate, and edgy. Your sense of humour must be phenomenal. I would never pretend date someone who was not incredibly funny. You should be quite beautiful with striking features, ( though I will never really know if it's true ). It's essential that your mastery of English includes proper spelling. I will pretend breakup with you in a heartbeat if you make lots of typos. That's a major turn off...READ MORE IN(Ideal person:)
I am ( in truth, just this once ) a really bright, very good looking physician ( the rocket science one ), who is probably running a bit hypomanic in recent weeks. I am coming off of a very painful pretendbreak up, so I might pretend rebounding right now. Potential pretend girlfriends please note: I will not respond to any replies that include photos of your penis. ( I don't expect any such replies, but it seems like that's what everyone writes at the end of their ads...)
After reading many ads here and there about individuals seeking a deep and meaningful relationship offering, contentment, or an opportunity to be panked by a dominant transgender nun, I have decided that all I really want right now is a pretend relationship. The benefits of a pretend relationship lie in being able to communicate (via email only) with another individual about things that are not actually occurring in one's life. It's the incredible chance to be completely dishonest with another individual who wants nothing more than a beautiful pretend connection with another soul. We needn't share photos ( though any fake good looking one would be appreciated ), real names, or accurate personal data. I will never ask you to call me, meet me, or send me your bank account routing number to help a deposed Nigerian dictator who will pay you back in millions. I just want to have a deep, intense relationship that has no actual roots in reality. To be my pretend girlfriend, you must be exceedingly intelligent, articulate, and edgy. Your sense of humour must be phenomenal. I would never pretend date someone who was not incredibly funny. You should be quite beautiful with striking features, ( though I will never really know if it's true ). It's essential that your mastery of English includes proper spelling. I will pretend breakup with you in a heartbeat if you make lots of typos. That's a major turn off...READ MORE IN(Ideal person:)
I am ( in truth, just this once ) a really bright, very good looking physician ( the rocket science one ), who is probably running a bit hypomanic in recent weeks. I am coming off of a very painful pretendbreak up, so I might pretend rebounding right now. Potential pretend girlfriends please note: I will not respond to any replies that include photos of your penis. ( I don't expect any such replies, but it seems like that's what everyone writes at the end of their ads...)
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