Sshh, be quiet. Cause you're body talks louder when you're silent.
Just you're average dude who's trying to get some action. A girlfriend would be nice, but don't want to lie and say I'm here for romantics, just trying to get some in and out. Don't think that makes me a jerk though, I'm a nice, caring and generally understanding person.
Any girl willing to have a fun time. I'm not the type of guy to bail out right after sex, so I'm not looking for the type of girl who'd do that. If you smoke, it should be pot every now and again, if you drink, it should only be for partying.