ridiculous seeking odd and interesting
super cool and pretty good lookin i suppose for a skinny pale guy. im nice too. the kind you take home to mom and dad. i like demolition derby, mud runs, other redneck sports. cause what else are you gonna do in the middle of kansas?? i like gettin wasted too. sometimes, when im not bein joe sober. im a standard member, so if you wanna get in touch, you know what to do.... and if you dont then i guess you will just have to sit there and stare at my picture until u get off.
what am i looking for in a partner hmmm?? me. i wonder how many thousand other guys said that? well other than that i appreciate a girl with a sense of humor. and one who isn't afraid of getting her clothes dirty sometimes. ohh and no obese ladies please, i know they need lovin sometimes too, just not from me. everything else is negotiable so be cool! ohh and if your a thousand miles away and cant find a decent guy any closer, maybe a weekend getaway to kansas is right up your alley...