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Straight + Male + White = Bad Dancer
the name is michael but for some reason people have taken to calling me mikey a lot over the last 2 years or so (dont ask me why). i work at Rogers (those of you in ontario will know who that is) doing order entry. as you can see im white as snow, with nothing exotic in me unless you consider scottish to be exotic. i stand an astonishing 5 feet 7 inches.. i know crank those necks upwards people. i could go on and on about myself really but then that would come off as narcissistic and self centred and we all know women absolutely hate guys who are like that *sarcasm mode off* haha even i had to laugh at that one. come on you know it was funny too.
i look for honesty above all else. i cant stand a woman who plays games with a guy's mind or leads them on just to have "fun." be straight up because i'll be straight up with you. i may have trouble expressing how i feel sometimes in words but it will get out eventually so its only fair i ask for that in return. also a bitchin sense of humour (the more twisted the better), athletic (if you like baseball you're my kind of woman), outgoing, definitely has to have a brain and know how to use it. i have no tolerance for idiocy, ignorance or arrogance. physically i'll take a cute face over everything else physically. oh and some nice juicy legs, you know the kind when you see you just gotta have. no stick legs, i cant stand that. i feel like im gonna break them. oh and breasts, big or small i love em all!
the name is michael but for some reason people have taken to calling me mikey a lot over the last 2 years or so (dont ask me why). i work at Rogers (those of you in ontario will know who that is) doing order entry. as you can see im white as snow, with nothing exotic in me unless you consider scottish to be exotic. i stand an astonishing 5 feet 7 inches.. i know crank those necks upwards people. i could go on and on about myself really but then that would come off as narcissistic and self centred and we all know women absolutely hate guys who are like that *sarcasm mode off* haha even i had to laugh at that one. come on you know it was funny too.
i look for honesty above all else. i cant stand a woman who plays games with a guy's mind or leads them on just to have "fun." be straight up because i'll be straight up with you. i may have trouble expressing how i feel sometimes in words but it will get out eventually so its only fair i ask for that in return. also a bitchin sense of humour (the more twisted the better), athletic (if you like baseball you're my kind of woman), outgoing, definitely has to have a brain and know how to use it. i have no tolerance for idiocy, ignorance or arrogance. physically i'll take a cute face over everything else physically. oh and some nice juicy legs, you know the kind when you see you just gotta have. no stick legs, i cant stand that. i feel like im gonna break them. oh and breasts, big or small i love em all!
