Ég er víkingur frá Íslandi!
I can hunt, therefore I can provide. I like to pillage and play pirate. I'm huge and brutal. I own a metal axe and a wooden pirogue. I love meat. I can also kill all your former partners.
Large. Large breasts. Large hips. Large everything. And the possibility to provide many strong lads like me. Also, you must cook really greasy and a lot! You should be able to spend most of your time cooking, taking care of my home, raising children, and having sex with me whenever I need. You should never disobey me.