I need perking up
Hi. It would be nice if people were to read profiles before responding. Sadly, I don't think many get beyond the photograph. My name is Robin , and in the photo you see me hanging out with my friend, Ed (Balls no relation). Although Ed and I have been attached to a guy for nearly 60 years, he seems to have lost interest in us and never pays us any attention. We don’t get out much these days. In fact I usually find it quite a chore to get up at all, and generally feel quite limp.
It would be nice to meet an elderly gentleman, or lady, for that matter (and by "elderly" I mean having achieved at least a half century) who would pay me some attention and perk me up a little – maybe give me a massage, lick me clean, polish my helmet, even a spot of grooming. Ed would enjoy this too. Of course, we’d have to bring old Grumpy along, since we can’t go anywhere without him, but don’t expect him to participate – he’ll just stand, sit or lie around while you, me and Ed enjoy ourselves.