Can you handle it?
I'm a witty, charismatic bastard that likes to have fun and toy with your mind. I enjoy all sorts of extreme sports and, if you're lucky, maybe you can catch a glimpse of me in a club, on stage, with my microphone.
The woman I'm looking for has to enjoy a good challenge and definitely needs to be able to use her head. If you don't trust your abilities, or if you are downright ugly within or on the outside, I suggest finding someone you can control and steer clear from me.