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AngelZ's here..you've got two wishes left! ;)
DISCLAIMER: This profile comes with a moneyback guarantee. If you are not completely satisfied within 30 days of reading this, you can return back to boring times & mediocre guys free of charge. :)I'm not a 75 yr old pervert pretending to be a young fighter pilot. I shouldn't be telling u this but when I play basketball, I make more shot than a bartender. I once lost a needle in a hay stack, & then found it! My carpet vacuums itself. Everyday is my lucky day. I'm 6'1'' on paper but 6'10'' when u tickle me. After meeting me you'll think I'm a rockstar who's lost his guitar. I dance like I invented it. I hate fantasies because they always come true. I don't pay attention to fashion because it's always a step behind.U probably won't believe me, but I party like it's 1999. My strengths outweigh my weaknesses. My culinary skills using a spatula are second to none. I'm a stellar hugger & a world class cuddler. I dance with the stars. I consistently beat Chuck Norris in armwrestling. I shower daily. Love sushi. I do my 30 minute workouts in 20 minutes flat. Age doesn't reflect who I am I'm playfull & wiser than that. Mum's love me, children wanna be me. I know the exact position of every item in the supermarket. Always pick the fullest most symetrical christmas trees. I'm a gogetta. I sleep once a day, basically...I rock'Be naughty save Santa a trip''Show me the rules of the game, & i'll show u how I'm gonna win'If u think this profile is random, uv judged the book...
I want to stare into your eyes...& then pull on your pony tail. I want to kick ur feet & try to trip you when you walk in front of me. I want you to open doors for ME & whenever I enter a room you whistle the theme tune to top gun...I'm quite fussy...want you to captivate me...! You need to rock my world! You're sexually savvy & smart...you can hold an intellectual conversation aside from telling me what your friends Brad n Angelina have been up to...Just saying :)
DISCLAIMER: This profile comes with a moneyback guarantee. If you are not completely satisfied within 30 days of reading this, you can return back to boring times & mediocre guys free of charge. :)I'm not a 75 yr old pervert pretending to be a young fighter pilot. I shouldn't be telling u this but when I play basketball, I make more shot than a bartender. I once lost a needle in a hay stack, & then found it! My carpet vacuums itself. Everyday is my lucky day. I'm 6'1'' on paper but 6'10'' when u tickle me. After meeting me you'll think I'm a rockstar who's lost his guitar. I dance like I invented it. I hate fantasies because they always come true. I don't pay attention to fashion because it's always a step behind.U probably won't believe me, but I party like it's 1999. My strengths outweigh my weaknesses. My culinary skills using a spatula are second to none. I'm a stellar hugger & a world class cuddler. I dance with the stars. I consistently beat Chuck Norris in armwrestling. I shower daily. Love sushi. I do my 30 minute workouts in 20 minutes flat. Age doesn't reflect who I am I'm playfull & wiser than that. Mum's love me, children wanna be me. I know the exact position of every item in the supermarket. Always pick the fullest most symetrical christmas trees. I'm a gogetta. I sleep once a day, basically...I rock'Be naughty save Santa a trip''Show me the rules of the game, & i'll show u how I'm gonna win'If u think this profile is random, uv judged the book...
I want to stare into your eyes...& then pull on your pony tail. I want to kick ur feet & try to trip you when you walk in front of me. I want you to open doors for ME & whenever I enter a room you whistle the theme tune to top gun...I'm quite fussy...want you to captivate me...! You need to rock my world! You're sexually savvy & smart...you can hold an intellectual conversation aside from telling me what your friends Brad n Angelina have been up to...Just saying :)
