once upon a time in a lady very very far away...
there live an old and wise king who needed a queen for him to place a crown uponTO lfmgoodbar YES, I AM YOUR KINGAND I WEAR A RINGNOT ON A FINGERIN YOU I WILL LINGERAND GIVE YOU MUCH PLEASURETHE KIND YOU WILL TREASUREFOR HOUR AFTER HOURWHILE WE'RE IN THE SHOWER...
her head so that all the peasants in his kingdom would know exactly who the queen was.