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私について
I fart and I'm lonely. Wanna fuck?
I once peed my pants at a superbowl game. I wasn't embarassed. My girlfriend writes on my forehead when I'm asleep. She'll write things like 'find a job' and 'shit bag'. She and my parents think I should date other people so I'm in an open relationship. I pick my nose a lot, in public. Oh yeah, I don't have a car so I'd like to meet someone who'll give me rides and free sex when my girlfriend can't. I don't qualify for social security yet so I may not pick up the check after dinner for awhile. So, that's me.
I'm picky. If you're some fat bitch, take a hike. If you're some broke bitch, again, take a hike. If you've got bad skin, guess what? Hike it bitch! I don't like to do all the work in bed. So if you're lazy, guess what? Hike it down the pike bitch! I'm not looking for long term anything. And I hate women who think they're smart. Even if you are, play dumb and we'll get along great. That simple. Other than that I'm pretty much open for anything. Hell, I'll even take an invitation to sex parties. Oh yeah, I dream of sitting on a girl's face and farting. A girl who'd let me do that would win my heart and fart. Especially if she's a skinny super model and whatnot. That'd be heaven.
I once peed my pants at a superbowl game. I wasn't embarassed. My girlfriend writes on my forehead when I'm asleep. She'll write things like 'find a job' and 'shit bag'. She and my parents think I should date other people so I'm in an open relationship. I pick my nose a lot, in public. Oh yeah, I don't have a car so I'd like to meet someone who'll give me rides and free sex when my girlfriend can't. I don't qualify for social security yet so I may not pick up the check after dinner for awhile. So, that's me.
I'm picky. If you're some fat bitch, take a hike. If you're some broke bitch, again, take a hike. If you've got bad skin, guess what? Hike it bitch! I don't like to do all the work in bed. So if you're lazy, guess what? Hike it down the pike bitch! I'm not looking for long term anything. And I hate women who think they're smart. Even if you are, play dumb and we'll get along great. That simple. Other than that I'm pretty much open for anything. Hell, I'll even take an invitation to sex parties. Oh yeah, I dream of sitting on a girl's face and farting. A girl who'd let me do that would win my heart and fart. Especially if she's a skinny super model and whatnot. That'd be heaven.
