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私について
WANTED: Rich doting girl
Hello _________, and welcome to my page. There are a few things you should know about me before you decide to contact me. First, however, you must sit down. You are not to read any further until you are sitting down, okay?I must admit that I am not new to online dating, but returning after a lengthy hiatus. By law, I still have to contact my parole officer before meeting persons from online, but he tends to turn a blind eye when the price is right. You may be wondering why I have a parole officer. I was released from a six year sentence two years early as a result of good behavior. I’m fortunate to live in Canada where the legal system is much more lax than that of say, Texas, where my offence of attempted murder would have warranted the death penalty.I was only trying to get her attention. She told me that she had always hated her father when we would chat online into the late hours of the night. If she hadn’t placed a restraining order on me, I wouldn’t have gone to such extreme measures.The shrine was a token of my love to her. The hair trimmings and pictures of her undressing were romantic gestures which elicited words from her mouth such as ‘creep’ and ‘stalker’. That was our first and only meeting after I convinced her to meet in person since we had been talking online for so long.Now that I have brought you up to speed, I want to tell you that there is no parole officer, there was no prison sentence. There was no attempted murder, restraining order
Hello _________, and welcome to my page. There are a few things you should know about me before you decide to contact me. First, however, you must sit down. You are not to read any further until you are sitting down, okay?I must admit that I am not new to online dating, but returning after a lengthy hiatus. By law, I still have to contact my parole officer before meeting persons from online, but he tends to turn a blind eye when the price is right. You may be wondering why I have a parole officer. I was released from a six year sentence two years early as a result of good behavior. I’m fortunate to live in Canada where the legal system is much more lax than that of say, Texas, where my offence of attempted murder would have warranted the death penalty.I was only trying to get her attention. She told me that she had always hated her father when we would chat online into the late hours of the night. If she hadn’t placed a restraining order on me, I wouldn’t have gone to such extreme measures.The shrine was a token of my love to her. The hair trimmings and pictures of her undressing were romantic gestures which elicited words from her mouth such as ‘creep’ and ‘stalker’. That was our first and only meeting after I convinced her to meet in person since we had been talking online for so long.Now that I have brought you up to speed, I want to tell you that there is no parole officer, there was no prison sentence. There was no attempted murder, restraining order
