Hey, babe! Let's have us some good time!
I am such a bundle of fun, in all respects! Beside sex that I am so great at (well, what did you expect? guys brag all the time!), I also have a great sense of humour. So, if you are already wearing a smile, I'll make it bigger, if you're down and blue I'll put a smile right where it belongs on your face! Be careful, though, don't fall in love with me!
You have to be a sexy, good looking lady, playful and good natured. Real orgasms only (or, you'd have to be so great at faking it to fool me!), yes, let's keep it real, girl! I appreciate class and sharp wit. Guess what, I am not going to entertain you unless I hear something interesting back from you! Dumb chicks please do not bother, I smell stupidity a mile away.