would you like to touch my monkey?
now I am as happy as a little girl....
what I would love is for a woman to actually contact me back after I contact them. Even if it says "don't ever talk to me again you freak." Of course, that hasn't happened yet. Anyhow, seriously people the site is called Horny matches for Pete's sake why do you think we're all on here for? To play Frisbee? Let me know if you're interested